C: Let me tell you something about Willow Rosenberg. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to Indiana. And Willow was, like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?" And I’d be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Willow, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a lesbian." I mean, I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There are gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian.